It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
It's 3 in the morning and there is a bird chirping it's head off outside. GOD DAMNIT THIS IS NOT A TIME TO SING OF YOUR CHEERFUL BIRD MERRIMENT YOU STUPID BIRD CUNT!
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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