babies were throwing up all over the place
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
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