i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
where does the pee come out of this thing
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
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