It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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