Define "chronic" masturbator.
i don't plan on having that self control this summer
I can't believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
Randomize
