My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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