brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
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