The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
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