Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
New all-time record for most uncomfortable I've ever been. A midget just asked me to restrap his fanny pack in the bathroom.
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
How external is "for external use only"?
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
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