i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
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