Buhtt sex?
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
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