Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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