Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
To potentially get me laid, I need you to send me your favorite memes.
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