Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
And I feel like pitchers of margaritas accidentally make it down your throat a lot.
I mean, the lady at the Mexican restaurant insisted. She said she would win a prize if she sold another pitcher before noon. And plus I got to wear a sombrero
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
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