it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
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