I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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