there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
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