Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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