My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
being pregnant is like rehab
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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