Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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