Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
Dude just slipped a $20 into the jukebox at that restaurant we were escorted out of last Mardi GRAS. Hope they enjoy Justin Bieber's Baby cause they're gonna hear it 40 fucking times.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
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