How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
Throwing my sister a bisexual bachelorette party was the best idea ever. I made out with both strippers and the hot bartender promised to "gay marry" me if I take him as my date to the wedding.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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