I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
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