i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
you spent the rest of the night making a recipe for mixed drink called "the new years bowel remover". it has 13 parts but judging from the bold all caps, the boiled avocado is the most important
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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