i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
she peed on how many people?
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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