Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
Randomize
