Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
When you have to have Siri remind you that you're on your period cuz you're so drunk you keep forgetting about tampons it might be time to call it a night.
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
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