You're completely useless in the revolution.
he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
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