When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
Randomize
