we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
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