fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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