He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
Randomize
