Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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