I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
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