the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
So instead of getting the if-you-hurt-my-little-girl-youre-dead talk, i got the alcohol-is-our-friend talk, i like her dad already
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
Apparently this establishment won't let you rent a sailboat if you have been drinking rum all morning
Like, bro, how do you think I got the idea to go sailing
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
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