girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
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I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
I just found a samari sword in the couch. I'm about to take like 5 shots and pretend to be captain jack sparrow
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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