Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
Randomize
