that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
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