I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
tell me about the eggs
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