so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
90% sure I just opened a snapchat of you in a fuzzy bathrobe next to your ceiling collapsing
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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