What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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