i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
My vag should have a twitter account. It would be like "destroyed another condom today".
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
Randomize
