I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
anyone who says 'i love you' and then followed by 'im going to call the cops if you touch me' doesnt really mean the first part fyi
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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