South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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