that's an acceptable place to lick
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
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