you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
She told me I should be a condom model.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
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