guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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