Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
I seriously don't understand how you keep getting laid.
Because I'm like the spider of false hope. I spin elaborate tales and snare them in my web of utter disappointment. They soon realize their mistake, but by then it's too late.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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