rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
Just heard my neighbor say "I'm just gonna lay down in a coma until someone comes into my room and hands me a beer." He's got his priorities straight
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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