I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
You were so drunk that you didn't even notice when I switched out your shot of jäger for a shot of maple syrup...before or after you drank it.
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
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