Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
You realize that if you get murdered while we're talking, I'm gonna have to explain to your next of kin why the last thing on your phone is a picture of my boobs.
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
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