The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
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