i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
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