It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
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