Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
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